MARK'S "1000 LENGTH CHALLENGE".

Friday 6 July 2007

PINOCHIO NOSE.

OY! BIG NOSE! EXPECT THIS.........

PIRATE EYE PATCH.

AAAAAAAARGGGGGGHHHHHHHH...MATIES!!! OR SOMETHING...

FEATHER BOA.

OOH-FLIPPIN-LA-LA......

SOMBRERO.

BE A MEXICAN.

CAPTAIN'S HAT.

LOOK UTTERLY DAPPER IN THIS CAPTAIN'S HAT.

Sunday 1 July 2007

CHEAP MOUSTACHE.

LOOK SENSATIONAL AND MAGNUM/BORAT-LIKE WITH THIS HIGH QUALITY FALSE MOUSTACHE.

PIG NONSENSE. ISBN 978-1-4452-1896-0

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