MARK'S "1000 LENGTH CHALLENGE".

Wednesday 1 July 2009

OFFICIAL BORAT MANKINI THONG

BE THE ENVY OF YOUR STUPID FRIENDS THIS SUMMER WITH THE OFFICAL BORAT MANKINI. SHOW OFF THOSE CURVES AND SCULPTED BODY PARTS. ALLOWS AIR TO THE PARTS OTHER BEACH WEAR CANNOT. IS NIIIIIIIIIICE !!

Friday 6 July 2007

PINOCHIO NOSE.

OY! BIG NOSE! EXPECT THIS.........

PIRATE EYE PATCH.

AAAAAAAARGGGGGGHHHHHHHH...MATIES!!! OR SOMETHING...

FEATHER BOA.

OOH-FLIPPIN-LA-LA......

SOMBRERO.

BE A MEXICAN.

CAPTAIN'S HAT.

LOOK UTTERLY DAPPER IN THIS CAPTAIN'S HAT.

Sunday 1 July 2007

CHEAP MOUSTACHE.

LOOK SENSATIONAL AND MAGNUM/BORAT-LIKE WITH THIS HIGH QUALITY FALSE MOUSTACHE.

PIG NONSENSE. ISBN 978-1-4452-1896-0

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